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Kendra Sextape 28,000 views and climbing on Break.com

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:31:39 +0000

Hey I just wanted to take a minute to thank everyone who has watched the glorious sex-fest, Kendra Exposed over at Break.com… We passed the 28,000 mark today which is awesome. We can only imagine how many were frustrated masturbation fiends who lost their chance at a good time with themselves and a jar of LA Looks hair gel when they saw the puppets going at it and didn’t get what they so feverishly hoped for!!

Here is the Break.com version of the short, for those who haven’t seen it yet. Pass it around, and I’ll make an uncensored version @ 100k views with full penetration!

Kendra Wilkinson EXPOSED – Sex Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

Woo hoo!

Updating Rotten Puppets

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:52:01 +0000

Hey folks, if the site is up, down, or all around in the next couple of hours that’s from doing some updates so please stand-by.

You can go to The Obamadome and watch our latest movies over there too. We’re going to still keep the separate sites, but we’re re-merging the YouTube channel for the same of consistency and making our lives easier as we move the sites to the next step of promotion and establishing our online presence. So for those who hate the cross-promotion you’ll have to just stick to the Obamadome site and not come over here no matter how TEMPTED you may be.

Obama Hate Mail came out today, enjoy

Rotten Forums passed the 100th member mark!

admin — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 05:32:20 +0000

Hey everyone. What’s happening?

Rotten Forums hit it’s 100+ member this week! Pretty cool huh? And only 3 weeks in. 1500+ posts now on the site too!

We also have a contest going where you can win an iTunes gift card so go check it out and enter the contest for your chance to win!!

New logo too. The party never stops!

First 2 ringtones hit the Crackberry site.

admin — Wed, 19 May 2010 04:13:32 +0000

Hey everyone. Good news here. The first 2 FREE ringtones have hit the Crackberry website.

You have to register on their site to download and/or get emailled the ringtones but their site is 100% free to join.

Make It Rain ringtone with Lil’ Pupp and featuring President Obama.
http://crackberry.com/ringtone/make-it-rain-lil-pupp-f-president-obama

Second Make It Rain ringtone with Lil’ Pupp and again featuring President Obama.
http://crackberry.com/ringtone/make-it-rain-end-verse-lil-pupp-f-president-obama

First theme will be coming out in another few days. It’s themed for Obamadome. Had a snafu with a part of it and needed to basically rebuild it from scratch but it’s got everything from custom wallpapers, to updated icons, page transitions, and Capitol Hil custom ringtone!

Forums are up.

admin — Fri, 14 May 2010 18:04:12 +0000

The forums have been opened! So take a moment and stop on by. Now keep in mind while it IS the forum home of Rotten Puppets and The Obamadome, that is only just a small portion. It’s an off-topic / freakshow site at heart, and it only just happens to host the support for these 2 sites. So bring your funny video links, dirty stories, and pictures of your neighbor being kicked in the nuts. Or anything else you can think of, you can think.. right? If you have any comments / suggestions just hop on over there and make it known.

Welcome to the new Rotten Puppets layout

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 05:51:43 +0000

We’ve got a lot of work to still be done but we’ve got the base site working on the new template now.

The style is still a little bland, once the rest of the Photoshop work is done it should be a little spicier on the eyes. Rather get the new format of the site up early to test instead of waiting on imagery. We’ve changed some things around, modified existing parts of the site, removed some, and added a bunch of new stuff too! Can’t say we’re not busy that’s for sure. Well you could, but then we’d have to kill you. And Zibble has been raging lately with not being on film so what he’s up to is anyones game.

Here’s a list of some of the changes we’ve made here at the good ‘ole RP:

Updated Comments section. The old comments well.. I’m not even 100% sure they worked! But they do now and look fabulous!!
Facebook “Like” button. Share the site with your Facebook friends. Help spread the word! Click on the like button under the title of each article!
Video delivery updated. We’ve added Tubepress. See Videos at the top of the page there? Give it a click and you can enjoy everything Rotten Puppets has to offer. Peruse through the movies and watch whatever you’re in the mood for. We have plenty of content up now so by all means sit back, crack open your favorite cold one, and enjoy!
Subscribe to Posts and Feeds up on all pages now to make it easy to follow what we’re up to here at Rotten Puppets.

More to come in the following week or two as far a web updating goes so we hope you enjoy the effort and how the new site looks. More movies are in the works both here and at our political satire site, Obamadome so stay tuned we’re always on the edge of insanity in these parts…

Obamadome Update…

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 04:06:48 +0000

We’re getting all kinds of juicy things sent to the email account over at the Obamadome. It’s pretty funny I gotta tell ya. Political satire (especially when it’s 1 sided) isn’t really our thing but to see the reactions is can illicit from people is downright hysterical. I’m amazed that these freaks don’t just explode or something! We’re been busy @ the Obamadome and I thought I’d post up a bunch of links for those of you who haven’t taken a journey there yet..

Obama pardons a Terrorist is the latest short where we reveal one of the guest characters from Rotten Puppets heading over to the Obamadome.. Yup you guessed it.. Terry East! And the twist at the end is shocking and will set the tone for the “spoof” videos on Obamadome that will be more comic relief than political. I know some people just want slam video after slam video, but that’s not our style so we need Terry to fill in here and there.. Max & RJ Smythe make an appearance as well (they’re bodyguards)…

3 Things to Save America is the another video and a juicy one at that. Touching some simple details about the world around us and what Fuhrer Obama can do to improve our great nation.. Well he tries at least. His brain is filled with FOAM so what can you really expect?

Superpower or Superhero? is just a simple take on Obama basically not liking to have to refer to our great nation as a Superpower, and Sarah Palin went on record saying he’s a bitch for not wanting to strut our stuff and be the cocks of the walk so to speak.. Too bad she didn’t run as Obama’s VP, that would have made for some tasty interracial puppet porn if ya know what I’m saying..

So there you have it folks.. A quick update from yours truly on what’s going on over at the Obamadome the past 2 weeks. Stay tuned here we have more coming out soon!

Obamadome is born. Goodbye old chum.

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:36:48 +0000

Well the time has arrived. We’re losing a cast member here at Rotten Puppets. President Obama has decided to leave the land of Rotten Puppets and start up his own website exclusively @ http://www.obamadome.com where he will be giving more regular updates, political satire, and whatever else floats his mind! So long good friend we will miss you here at Rotten Puppets and always remember you as the man who loved Hillary more than anyone else could ever imagine. Your days of racy videos may be over, but your spirit will live on forever.

And don’t worry folks, the old videos will remain here forever. He might be moving to his own place, but his work here is timeless! Perhaps one day he will Make It Rain once again.

So long pal,

-Steve

Oh no we’re baaaaack!

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:05:25 +0000

Hey everyone, your fearless leader has returned. Been a bit of a delay on ‘A Terry East Moment‘ due to a head injury suffered by yours truly, real life work busy enough to keep me going into the night, and the process of life taking up time as always.

Going to change up the plan for ‘A Terry East Moment‘ a little bit and separate it into 2 separate series now. The main series ‘A Terry East Moment‘ will come out later this year and is going to be more of a full produced series, with a shorter list of episodes but they’re going to be longer per episode. It will be an action / adventure series, and will also be starring Obama, Max, and R.J. Smythe just to name a few. That’s 100% written and ready to film, just need the time to get it all put together! So it’s going to all work out well in the end.

The second series will be titled ‘Terry’s Joke of the Day‘ and will be a series of really short jokes, 1 liners, all for a laugh. That will be coming out much much sooner most likely in the next couple of weeks. Just Terry, his camel loving sense of humor, and a camera. What more could any discerning person of society ask for?

Wait?? You hit your head? Did you have any visions from your injury? Of course I did! I had a vision that my homeland of Long Island has been lacking 1 very important thing that just about every College and Professional Sports team has.. A Mascot!! That’s right. Wolfun is getting friends! It’s going to be a doozy and most likely offend some people but hey you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. The first set of pics will go up by the end of this week a la Wolfun’s build progress reports I had been making back in October. You can also join up on the Facebook Page for Mobile updates and insight on some of my personal madness like the poor bird that smashed into my windshield yesterday but that’s another story you can only find out there!

There is one other issue at hand. Another movie has been filmed and just needs to be edited. It’s a bit of a preview as to what the new mascot is going to be up to and I’ll just leave it at that for now and when the video comes out soon the master plan will reveal itself. A select few know, but they’re sworn to secrecy.

Writing complete for A Terry East Moment

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:38:56 +0000

Well folks, it’s a long process in the making of ‘A Terry East Moment‘. And the first major hurdle is now complete. The detailed accounts of all 50 episodes are written, scripted, and ready to rock and roll. Filming will start real soon, and the April 1st, 2010 date is a 100% solid as a rock given. 4 weeks and a day until Episode 01. It’s packed with thrill and adventure for the story driven parts of the series, and comedic pause and laughter for the variety act side of it. You’ll be taken to back alleys, strips clubs that have a peculiar type of star, and the office of the President. And that’s just in the first week or so! Kidnappings, beatings, and fond reunions with old pals will all take place over the course of the 50 webshows too. Not a whole lot is stopping this freight train of crazy so step on board April 1st, 2010 and enjoy the show!

Season 1 is a start. A first attempt with lots of room to grow and improve. An opening if you will, on what is to be in this series. Season 2 (which is already being worked on) will be longer episodes, with a shorter total probably down to 15-25 episodes. But it will focus more on the action / adventure story presented in Season 1, opposed to keeping it’s more “Variety + Story” style that it is currently set up as for this first series of webisodes. But hey, 50 shorts is better than 0 anythings so who can complain!

Some new graphics coming out in the next couple of days for the shows logo’s, it’s an ongoing process and never easy when you’re dealing with a terrorist that thinks he has a flair for style. If army jackets were style, Terry East would be very much so in-style! But it’s not and neither is he. He’ll just have to settle for knowing how to blow things up and tie people to chairs and interrogate them. We all have our skills!

The official cast of characters will have a page setup for them in the next week or two. As the characters are released in the the episodes, they will be added to the cast page. Nobody wants to give away a secret before the time is due.. right? RIGHT!

Stay tuned.

April 1st, 2010 - A Terry East Moment begins