..and we’re here as living documents to society and the shit that goes down in the world around us.

I know.. I know.. Another fucking post with no content or videos.. Sucks right? AGREED.

Mister Muffstache was in prison. Real talk for ya kids. He spent a little bit too long by a playground and next thing you know.. BOOM. He’s in the clink doing some time. He comes out soon, next court date is in a few weeks. Hoping to get an interview with him ASAP.

Details soon.

-Steve

It’s a Rotten world out there… is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Happy Holidays. 2011 has been a dormant year here at Rotten Puppets but that’s the way the ookie cookie crumbles at times. 2012, year of the apocalypse is coming.

Ho Ho Ho — Merry Christmas and a Happy Jew Year is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Looks like we have a name for this fella.

Mister Maxwell Muffstache. It’s an instant classic with nothing short of an epic future to be had. With a name like Muffstache you know he means business. Don’t rile Maxwell Muffstache up or he’ll liable to give you a Dirty Sanchez or a Tubesteak Surprise. Keep your pants on and your lubricant far, far away!!

Here’s a quick introduction video.. Lots lots more where this came from he has a LOT to say, he just prefers to say a lot of it on the toilet….

Mister Muffstache… Mister Maxwell Muffstache is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Rotten Puppets + MyPod Studios = Victory.

This is the big announcement we have been waiting for and it’s now OFFICIAL. Rotten Puppets has joined the MyPod Studios Network of content creators. MyPod Studios is bringing the video content to fans in a whole new way. Colorful web portals that catch the audiences eye, are easy to navigate, and simple to jump from video to video. You can come check ours out at the all new Rotten Puppets Pod hosting by the MyPod gang. We are going to have some exclusive MyPod videos coming out soon including our official introduction to the network! And rest assured… it will be fantastic!

What are we doing on MyPod studios?

That’s pretty simple to explain. We are finding alternative ways to deliver our content to viewers new and old alike. We have a pretty large cache of content already developed that pretty much just sits there if nobody talks about it, shows it, promotes it, etc. MyPod Studios gives us a fresh and new outlet for showing our content to the masses. Think of it as an invite-online YouTube where it gets rid of the random 1 shot wonders, junk videos, etc. Only folks who actually make and deliver content are on this network which increases the quality dramatically for the viewers.

What about Rotten Puppets home page? Will MyPod Studios change anything?

100% NO. Rottenpuppets.com is going nowhere. If anything it’s going to help us grow the backend / story / behind the scenes part of what Rotten Puppets does even more than ever with this MyPod partnership. We can keep the videos there in an awesome to see format, tease them here on the main homepage, and then use the blog site here to deliver a much more mixed media format. Like our favorite actor Charlie Sheen says… Winning!

So give a dirty rotten welcome to our new friends at MyPod Studios.

Rotten Puppets joins the MyPod Studios Network!! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Wanted to know about me huh? Just had to keep pressing and pressing and waiting until I FINALLY break. Yeah. Nice audience you all are, shame on you rotten sons of bitches for making me tell you all the full story. Well enjoy the show. This one is an unexpected bonus video about why I’m not at your local ballpark and we’ll still have the Thursday show as planned. Enjoy this tale of woe and learn a little more about me, Wolfun.

You’ll probably regret ever watching this.

Little Red Riding Hood? Yeah, I fucked her. is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Sometimes I just sit here in the midnight hour watching old videos. Not in a self-serving “oh i’m f’n great” kind of way, but more of an evaluation of the self-worth of Rotten Puppets and the majesty it can create at times. It’s truly an animal standing alone and there is little to nothing I can do about it at this point. When I first said “Where the puppets run the show” I never realized just how true that would become. And now with things picking back up on the creative / developmental side I’d going through all of the old shorts, music videos, and jokes to see what is up. Some worked, some sucked, and some should just be deleted from the internet forever…. Learning what makes each video tick is like online therapy to make the next production just that much better.

It also makes me think about how much fun the process is from sketching out some  ideas, recording tracks, and then coming up with the video ideas. This one I’m posting up tonight never got the attention I feel it deserves so here it is again tonight for your pleasure! It’s a love story from our dear President to his favorite gal Hillary. With all of the dirty things he’s done to her in the past it’s a nice treat to see him sing a love song.

The Obama Long Song – Sang by our President to his dream girl, Hillary.

The Obama Love Song is a post from: Rotten Puppets

It’s a MySpace world and we’re all living in it.

We have been debating here at Rotten Puppets which sites we want to be a part of going forward, and which are of lesser importance to us as artists. Social Media and web 2.0 is a very time consuming process and the truth is we just don’t have enough time in the day to be a part of them all with our current support network of people. So we’re narrowing things down to a few places and we want MySpace to be a big part of it. I know what you’re saying, My_____ is dead. Wrong. It’s being reborn. It was just sold this week for 1/20th of it’s original purchase price so yeah someone got a good deal. But they’re in the process of rebranding and refocusing themselves more onto ARTISTS which is exactly what we like about it.

Rotten Puppets is back on Myspace.

You can check out our Myspace link at: http://www.myspace.com/rottenpuppets

It’s pretty vanilla right now but we’re going to start spending more and more time customizing it and preparing it for the future of Rotten Puppets which is looking better and better every day.

Our plans for Myspace and beyond:

Currently Rotten Puppets has a portal on Myspace, Twitter, YouTube (we are a YouTube partner now), and a Facebook account that we don’t really use (but we plan on making a Facebook PAGE in the near future instead so you can “like” us). We also have a new media partnership in the works for video delivery that we will announce in a separate post when the timing is right. Basically we have found a partner who wants to use our content and make us one of their on-site comedic acts. We’re also working on a special introduction video currently to announce our partnership with them properly.. These are going to be our main media outlets going forward here at Rotten Puppets.

We’ve got dozens and dozens of videos in our library of videos already and it’s time to pick up the ball and score a few more touchdowns. Enjoy the ride and welcome back Myspace!

Rotten Puppets returning to MySpace is a post from: Rotten Puppets

The storm is brewing.. It’s been a long time since the Rotten Puppets wing of the world has been sending out internet cruise missiles but that time is drawing near once again. We have a partnership ready to be announced in the next week or so that is going to be a great thing for us here on the site and it’s motivating us to get the hell off our asses and next level this motherfucker because it needs to be done.

So we gave the site a facelift! It’s been running on WordPress for a while now so making a change like this is a lot less work than when it used to be an HTML mess of pages. Gotta love that technology, that’s some futuristic 2020 stuff. So the new design is in place, and will get a few tweaks over the next week while we fix up anything that’s broke.

Puppet to be named here is getting a voice that’s going to blow your SOCKS OFF and get your rocks off all at the same time. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED it’s going to be filthy rotten and well deserving of the Rotten Puppets name. The days our softball PC humor are gone. You get 1 thing and 1 thing only from Rotten Puppets moving forward. Unnecessary raunchy behavior and the well deserved disgust that comes from it. If that’s too much for your weak little stomach might I suggest you sit in the corner and pray that Jesus saves you from finding this page every again..

Rotten Puppets gets a facelift! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Hey party people we have a little mission for you..

Help us name this character. We have a KILLER voice ready and waiting to assume this characters role but we are missing 1 small detail. A KILLER NAME to go with it!!

You have see this character as Ernest and then Max in previous Rotten Puppets movies but that’s about to change. He was also the star of the Spitzer Sex Tape movies so you know he’s got the chops to get the job done…. It’s his time to shine and be an original force to work with Zibble, Lil’ Pupp, Obama,  Terry East, and the mighty Wolfun and stand on his own.

So let’s hear what you got.. The best of the best, the worst of the worst… and every thing else in between..

It’s all in the name… is a post from: Rotten Puppets

So what, you didn’t think Weinergate would bring us out of the woodwork?

Of course it will! Weinergate is the single greatest thing to happen since the Spitzer Sex Scandal a few years ago. Nothing really will make the political circles happier than these Weinergate type of events. So the brass tax of it all is that Anthony Weiner shows his cock to lots of young girls on sites like Twitter, Facebook, private e-mail, and who knows where else. Lies all over the media about it when caught. And then once realizing “oh fuck i’m really caught here” FINALLY mans up and admits that it’s his junk in the photos and he sent it.

Now to make Weinergate even spicier it’s coming out that there’s a pile of bitches lined up waiting to take a bite out of his oscar meyer weiner, and he was a sexting fiend! Asking chicks if they like to suck dick and then telling them he’s going to take a shower. You know, CLASSY STUFF FOR A POLITICIAN.. Then again by the standards of the politicians set in the past 10-15 years with guys like Mark Sanford and his out of country love interest, Edwards making babies while his wife dies of cancer, and good ole Willy Billy Clinton shooting mansauce on fat girls in the office; are we really expecting too much from them? This Weinergate fiasco I fear is far, far from over.

Best part, it’s only just begun. And don’t worry little stranger. Rotten Puppets has you covered. Know in your heart in the days to come a level of disgust will over again sweep down and warm your heart as our next project is manifesting itself before your very eyes.. With each Weinergate news update on TV, we’ll be there. With every press conference, weiner joke, and phallic symbol; we’ll be there!

Weinergate has only just begun!

Weinergate is a post from: Rotten Puppets