Rotten Puppets

Obama Attack caught on tape!!

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:08:12 +0000

President Obama has a defiant mean streak in him. He is a savage, savage puppet and will stop at NOTHING for Rottenville domination. We’re been trying to tell you this in the past and those folks over at The Obamadome just keep denying it. Well we know the truth and now have the VIDEO PROOF to back up our claims here at Rotten Puppets. We don’t take this stuff lightly. Luckily Zibble had gotten wind of Max’s kidnapping and sprung into action just in time. He is a true patriot of the Rotten Puppets way.

Here’s the video footage direct from one of President Obama’s secret warehouse facilities where he regularly tortures innocent puppets trying to figure out how to get the glow.

Kendra Sextape 28,000 views and climbing on Break.com

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:31:39 +0000

Hey I just wanted to take a minute to thank everyone who has watched the glorious sex-fest, Kendra Exposed over at Break.com… We passed the 28,000 mark today which is awesome. We can only imagine how many were frustrated masturbation fiends who lost their chance at a good time with themselves and a jar of LA Looks hair gel when they saw the puppets going at it and didn’t get what they so feverishly hoped for!!

Here is the Break.com version of the short, for those who haven’t seen it yet. Pass it around, and I’ll make an uncensored version @ 100k views with full penetration!

Kendra Wilkinson EXPOSED – Sex Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

Woo hoo!

Updating Rotten Puppets

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:52:01 +0000

Hey folks, if the site is up, down, or all around in the next couple of hours that’s from doing some updates so please stand-by.

You can go to The Obamadome and watch our latest movies over there too. We’re going to still keep the separate sites, but we’re re-merging the YouTube channel for the same of consistency and making our lives easier as we move the sites to the next step of promotion and establishing our online presence. So for those who hate the cross-promotion you’ll have to just stick to the Obamadome site and not come over here no matter how TEMPTED you may be.

Obama Hate Mail came out today, enjoy

Click Click Snap Snap

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:32:32 +0000

Things are starting to get bonkers over on Rotten Forums. We’ve got people talking about fooling around with bearded ladies in motel rooms, a poetry contest about being sexy, and a guy telling a tale of someone he was about to make sweet sweet love to having shit all over herself. Yeah, we find a sorted bunch. Hell some of these maniacs are coming straight from this site!! So keep up the good work.

Click Click Snap Snap is a tribute from the member mcSnap who wrote a rhyme about the guy molesting a bearded lady. Couldn’t pass that one up I’m a bastard, so I called up my homie Lil’ Pupp and he swung by and dropped this on us.

Rotten Forums passed the 100th member mark!

admin — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 05:32:20 +0000

Hey everyone. What’s happening?

Rotten Forums hit it’s 100+ member this week! Pretty cool huh? And only 3 weeks in. 1500+ posts now on the site too!

We also have a contest going where you can win an iTunes gift card so go check it out and enter the contest for your chance to win!!

New logo too. The party never stops!

Poem from a Gerbilmaster

admin — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:16:19 +0000

Well folks the forums over @ http://www.rottenforums.com (or by clicking the Forums button at the top of this site) is starting to do pretty good. It’s been around 3 weeks, 1300 posts and around 150 different message threads to post on. And we hit our 100th member today!

That being said, we have a guy over there. A fan of RP who clicked the link, named Gerbilmaster. He’s been going on and on about his most recent summer fling in the ghettos of Detroit and he made a poem that was just killer. So we made a quick video reciting this wonderful poem.. From his mind to my lips to your ears, “Let me feed you”

Gary Coleman Tribute Video

admin — Sun, 30 May 2010 06:18:59 +0000

Hey folks. Yesterday there was a sad passing in the comedic world. Gary Coleman aka Arnold from Diff’rent Strokes passed away after being removed from life support. So we decided to throw a quick something something together. Keep in mind the time constraints we put this short tribute together in under an hour just to show our appreciation for his comedy over the years. Maybe the end for him didn’t play out as planned but everything happens for a reason. Maybe the next puppet creation will have a piece of his soul embedded into it, who knows.

RIP – Gary Coleman – RIP

Kendra EXPOSED – Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape

admin — Thu, 27 May 2010 19:02:13 +0000

Yeah our next Rotten Puppets movie is out. And it’s a psuedo porno! Woo-hoo!! Kendra EXPOSED is hitting the internet like it’s on fire and what better way to mock err I mean celebrate it than by having our very own recreation of that lustful night in question. No complains here about putting this video up on the ‘net. Our actors are willSo strap on your strap on, tie your chinstrap tight, and enjoy this magical ride of lust, debauchery, and a threesome!

We all know you have your wiener out in your hand already. Or your handheld blender at the ready. So why hurt yourself and wait any longer.

First 2 ringtones hit the Crackberry site.

admin — Wed, 19 May 2010 04:13:32 +0000

Hey everyone. Good news here. The first 2 FREE ringtones have hit the Crackberry website.

You have to register on their site to download and/or get emailled the ringtones but their site is 100% free to join.

Make It Rain ringtone with Lil’ Pupp and featuring President Obama.
http://crackberry.com/ringtone/make-it-rain-lil-pupp-f-president-obama

Second Make It Rain ringtone with Lil’ Pupp and again featuring President Obama.
http://crackberry.com/ringtone/make-it-rain-end-verse-lil-pupp-f-president-obama

First theme will be coming out in another few days. It’s themed for Obamadome. Had a snafu with a part of it and needed to basically rebuild it from scratch but it’s got everything from custom wallpapers, to updated icons, page transitions, and Capitol Hil custom ringtone!

Forums are up.

admin — Fri, 14 May 2010 18:04:12 +0000

The forums have been opened! So take a moment and stop on by. Now keep in mind while it IS the forum home of Rotten Puppets and The Obamadome, that is only just a small portion. It’s an off-topic / freakshow site at heart, and it only just happens to host the support for these 2 sites. So bring your funny video links, dirty stories, and pictures of your neighbor being kicked in the nuts. Or anything else you can think of, you can think.. right? If you have any comments / suggestions just hop on over there and make it known.