Click Click Snap Snap is a tribute from the member mcSnap who wrote a rhyme about the guy molesting a bearded lady. Couldn’t pass that one up I’m a bastard, so I called up my homie Lil’ Pupp and he swung by and dropped this on us.

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Click Click Snap Snap is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Terry wanted to do a quick station ID for Rotten Puppets while we had him in the studio. This of course all went down on the studio cameras before he ran off with the rest of the camera crew to parts unknown. Still nobody has a clue where Terry has vanished too but we have this clip for the moment to remember him by!

Terry East – Station Identifier is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Capitol Hil (click for printable copy)

Hey Hillary baby
It’s your boy Barak
And I’ve got out my cock
Thinking about you.. and me

When I see you around the office baby
All I think about is us..
When I see you around the office baby
I’m lookin at your sweet bust..

Your bending over for papers
Your taking a phone call
Your licking on my balls

It’s no surprise
What did you think was gonna happen when I got you away from Bill?
That was my master plan all along
He wants my kind of women .. And I want you

Don’t don’t don’t don’t be scared
I don’t bite
I brought you flowers and chocolate kisses
And you’re gonna have them all night

When I see you walkin’ around the halls of the White House
All I’m thinking is that you’re my
Cream in my coffee
The sugar that stirs the pot

Because Hillary darling.. Mmmmmm you’re so hot

Now don’t be a fool
You can’t let everybody know
You gotta keep it a secret between you and me
You’re not my secretary of state for nothing
The state of my pants.. hard.. and waiting

So what do ya say baby
Do you feel the way I do
Do you yearn the way I yearn
Do you have that thunderous burning deep inside that says:
Ohh I need you Barak baby
I want you big daddy

Well I feel that way for you girl
And as the President
I have one proclamation
The proclamation for my erection
And it’s pointed straight at you..

So have no fear
Accept my Presidential package
Open wide Hillary
Daddy’s home.

Capitol Hil Lyrics Released! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Oh no!! It looks like Opuppa has been found out as the leader of the Puppet Freedom Force (PFF).. Zibble and crew are going to need to do something fast or were going to have some big problems on our hands here!!

Opuppa Part 2 – Zibble’s Stalks the P.F.F. is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Footage has been release of Opuppa doing something he should not be doing; To Hillary!!! First in a series of Opuppa shorts and this one is a doozy kaploozy! You have been warned..

Opuppa Part 1 – Hillary I’m Calling Baby is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Oh no our NY Governor is now disgraced and out of office! It’s a shame for him this came out. And now with extra flavor (and bonus footage)!! This is the version straight off the creators iPod for your enjoyment.

Spitzer Sex Scandal is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Spoof of the legendary youtube video “My New Haircut”

Mister Mummy is getting into more than he realizes!!

My New Wrap is a post from: Rotten Puppets