We all know you have your wiener out in your hand already. Or your handheld blender at the ready. So why hurt yourself and wait any longer.

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That magic time is here again. Capitol Hil, the next installment from Steven’s Rotten Puppets is upon us. This time our favorite un-elected President of Rottenville is up to his old tricks making an attempt to wrangle his gal Hil. So put on your comfy slippers, take a sip of your late-night magic tea, and enjoy the show. Don’t forget to tell your friend and neighbors to stop on by and see the show. Happy Puppedays!

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PS – da Prez is already back in the studio, for another hard hitting song with Lil’ Pupp. This guy flip flops his style more than a contestant on Survivor!

Capitol Hil – RELEASED is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Capitol Hil (click for printable copy)

Hey Hillary baby
It’s your boy Barak
And I’ve got out my cock
Thinking about you.. and me

When I see you around the office baby
All I think about is us..
When I see you around the office baby
I’m lookin at your sweet bust..

Your bending over for papers
Your taking a phone call
Your licking on my balls

It’s no surprise
What did you think was gonna happen when I got you away from Bill?
That was my master plan all along
He wants my kind of women .. And I want you

Don’t don’t don’t don’t be scared
I don’t bite
I brought you flowers and chocolate kisses
And you’re gonna have them all night

When I see you walkin’ around the halls of the White House
All I’m thinking is that you’re my
Cream in my coffee
The sugar that stirs the pot

Because Hillary darling.. Mmmmmm you’re so hot

Now don’t be a fool
You can’t let everybody know
You gotta keep it a secret between you and me
You’re not my secretary of state for nothing
The state of my pants.. hard.. and waiting

So what do ya say baby
Do you feel the way I do
Do you yearn the way I yearn
Do you have that thunderous burning deep inside that says:
Ohh I need you Barak baby
I want you big daddy

Well I feel that way for you girl
And as the President
I have one proclamation
The proclamation for my erection
And it’s pointed straight at you..

So have no fear
Accept my Presidential package
Open wide Hillary
Daddy’s home.

Capitol Hil Lyrics Released! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Walked down into the workshop with a fresh cup of coffee and happened across this.

I don’t have much else to say. Other than being disturbed by this image.

Why is he wearing this?? Bad President. Bad! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Oh no our NY Governor is now disgraced and out of office! It’s a shame for him this came out. And now with extra flavor (and bonus footage)!! This is the version straight off the creators iPod for your enjoyment.

Spitzer Sex Scandal is a post from: Rotten Puppets