Happy Holidays. 2011 has been a dormant year here at Rotten Puppets but that’s the way the ookie cookie crumbles at times. 2012, year of the apocalypse is coming.

Ho Ho Ho — Merry Christmas and a Happy Jew Year is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Looks like we have a name for this fella.

Mister Maxwell Muffstache. It’s an instant classic with nothing short of an epic future to be had. With a name like Muffstache you know he means business. Don’t rile Maxwell Muffstache up or he’ll liable to give you a Dirty Sanchez or a Tubesteak Surprise. Keep your pants on and your lubricant far, far away!!

Here’s a quick introduction video.. Lots lots more where this came from he has a LOT to say, he just prefers to say a lot of it on the toilet….

Mister Muffstache… Mister Maxwell Muffstache is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Wanted to know about me huh? Just had to keep pressing and pressing and waiting until I FINALLY break. Yeah. Nice audience you all are, shame on you rotten sons of bitches for making me tell you all the full story. Well enjoy the show. This one is an unexpected bonus video about why I’m not at your local ballpark and we’ll still have the Thursday show as planned. Enjoy this tale of woe and learn a little more about me, Wolfun.

You’ll probably regret ever watching this.

Little Red Riding Hood? Yeah, I fucked her. is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Sometimes I just sit here in the midnight hour watching old videos. Not in a self-serving “oh i’m f’n great” kind of way, but more of an evaluation of the self-worth of Rotten Puppets and the majesty it can create at times. It’s truly an animal standing alone and there is little to nothing I can do about it at this point. When I first said “Where the puppets run the show” I never realized just how true that would become. And now with things picking back up on the creative / developmental side I’d going through all of the old shorts, music videos, and jokes to see what is up. Some worked, some sucked, and some should just be deleted from the internet forever…. Learning what makes each video tick is like online therapy to make the next production just that much better.

It also makes me think about how much fun the process is from sketching out some  ideas, recording tracks, and then coming up with the video ideas. This one I’m posting up tonight never got the attention I feel it deserves so here it is again tonight for your pleasure! It’s a love story from our dear President to his favorite gal Hillary. With all of the dirty things he’s done to her in the past it’s a nice treat to see him sing a love song.

The Obama Long Song – Sang by our President to his dream girl, Hillary.

The Obama Love Song is a post from: Rotten Puppets

You didn’t think Rotten Puppets would be gone forever, did you?

We’re back at Rotten Puppets with a quick and sloppy short of what we think went down in the death of Osama bin Laden. We’ve been hiding out for most of 2011 but have no fear we still have 7 months left in ’11 to make you want to vomit and cut your eyes out. Give it time, we’ll get you wanting to shove a garden hose up your ass and turn it on full blast just yet.

So what REALLY happened to Osama bin Limpin’ (you heard about his floppy penis problems right?? some terrorist he cant even get a boner) before his death / execution / slipping in the shower and blaming US? Well we want to let you know that Rotten Puppets had nothing to do with it!! Zibble works alone and is not associated with anyone so we cannot take the credit on this one. Props to the Navy SEALS for a job well done.

Osama’s Death – Rotten Puppets Style! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Happy Holidays / Merry Christmas / Awesome Kwanza / Happy Hanukkah

… and all that other Jazz!

Happy Holidays from RP is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Hey party people and geranium lovers.

Geraniums! New short / mini-video and it’s all about…. Geraniums! Get your flowers soiled, watered, and be sure to give them plenty of sunlight.. And watch them grow! The world of plants is a magical and entertaining place, or is it? Maybe not so much but it’s still something to pass the time and let out a fatefull fart or belch once the short is over. So give up a minute of your life to me and watch the video! Or go watch some other videos and cry about it.

What can we say about Geraniums?

Hey pal, Your plant covered guess is as good as mine. Sometimes the creatures that be around here do things on their own. We find it disturbing ourselves and have no idea what this geranium plant matter is all about. And we really don’t care. It’s a short, it’s stupid, and it’s up for you to see. So give it a click, put on your geranium colored sandals and enjoy the show.

Don’t forget to use the all-new Geraniums friendly Comments section.

No need to signup, just pick a name and tell us how much you love or hate us! We hope you love us a little more than you hate us but it’s really not required. You’re already here so the mind melting process is already in full swing and it’s far too late to save yourself now. What do you think of this latest short, Geraniums? Was it stupid? Pissed no puppets were involved in the video? We can’t control what they do so tough noogies!

So yeah we love the Geranium sucka!

Geraniums! is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Let’s rock a Rotten Puppets classic! When our faithful Governor here in New York got caught banging a call girl the state went up in arms! So we did the first thing possible and put in the LT. Gov who was a known cocaine user in the whore mongers place and then sent Spitzer packing!! Mistake? Hell yeah! But it’s NY what do you expect from this place, intelligent choices?? Maybe in 2050. Until then it’ll be over-emotional d-bags making the choices unfortunately.

So we made a video. In honor of our lost Governor. He liked hookers, he liked doing them with no condoms, and he liked using special codes like he was a penis mercenary looking for his next target.. All things that of course, demand our attention! And now he joined the elite news crew of CNN this past September, so we thought what better time to make it a Rotten Classic!

Rotten Classic – Spitzer Sex Tape is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Well this one is certainly not the ordinary vid I’ve made. One of my hobbies is Mustangs, and I hang out on one local message board relating to them. I’m not a die hard enthusiast but I like the 1 site I’m on so I have been a member for 5+ years now. Around 2 years ago they had nominated me as a “Senior Member” or something along those lines, and instead of just saying “thanks broski appreciate the nod” like everyone else, I decided to make a brief “acceptance speech” as if I had just won an Oscar. I intentionally kept it disjointed and weird to go with my online posting style lol.

So here’s your next Rotten Classic – SVTsnake Acceptance Speech. And hey, if you are watching this and a Mustang enthusiast, come check out the site at www.svtsnake.com and say hi.

Rotten Classic : SVTsnake Acceptance Speech is a post from: Rotten Puppets

Busy update today and a long one at that. Hope everyone had an awesome Labor Day weekend and is getting back into the swing of things now, I know we are! Today we’re covering the Iranian woman who was lashed 99 times and now faces stoning, Al Gore getting Toxic with a place named after him, Labor Day and what it brings to us, an update on our contest at the forums, and a bit on the NFL and an idea for a new Monday episode for our fooseball fans out there!

Don’t forget to come check out the contest @ http://www.rottenforums.com it’s 100% free to join and participate and we welcome you all with open arms.

Iranian Stoning, Al Gore gets Toxic, Contest Update, Labor Day, and the NFL! is a post from: Rotten Puppets