Life as a Terry East on the run is not always peaches and cream. Well it’s a LOT of cream but maybe just not the peaches. That’s his personal choice, give him a break. Anyways, Terry East is constantly being checked by the TSA and I know what you’re thinking.

Terry East.. Terrorist. Good job stupid.

That’s not it. Not even close.

The real reason is because he’s a puppet. Every since the Great Puppet Escape of 2005 the world has not been the same. Puppet on Puppet crimes are not at an all-time high and Puppet on Human crimes are starting to skyrocket out of control. You thought Gremlins stirred the pot? They’re got nothing on these little guys.

Easter Egg: The Wolfun Commeth