Wolfun TV – Arm Wrestling, The Colony, Iron Maiden, & Dave Chappelle!

Hey everybody, it’s Tuesday, Aug ust 24. It’s time to get furry.

This just in from Florida, Eric Lee Blanton, the 25 year old amateur arm wrestling guy was going over the top with one of his friends in probably trailer park or something of those along those lines. And he lost. So like any normal person that loses an arm wrestling contest, he tries to run them over and then tries to shoot him with a rifle. So you lose your little, your little arm wrestling gig and you go run everybody out because I’m a complete jerk off. Does anybody care? I mean, really, I sure don’t care, your arm wrestling in the middle of nowhere Ville, Florida.

So I also wanted to talk about one of my favorite TV programs, The Colony. It’s amazing. I don’t know if you guys watch it. It’s on Discovery Channel. Tuesdays at like 10 o’clock at night. It is by far the Wolfs favorite TV show out there. It’s phenomenal. They take a whole bunch of people, they put them in a place this time. It’s an outside of New Orleans. It looks like an old Katrina area that was destroyed. And they tell them that the world via the world started all over. Everything’s new. What are you going to do to survive? Now I don’t know if they’re going to take a wolf. But I’m going to apply for the next season and we’ll see what happens. Man, I think I would be pretty good. I mean, hey, I certainly can hunt for food. I mean, look at me. I’m born to hunt. But there’s a difference this year they they’ve amped it up now. Let me tell you what they do. Now. This time they stepped up their game. They brought guys in with cans of mace and then walking up to the bed to the people in the contest. Give me your food give me your food. They kidnapped a girl. That’s fucking mind blowing to me. I’m amazed. I love it. It’s the coolest thing on earth. They are taking hostages in a reality program. This isn’t big brother standing around, jerking off into a pool. This isn’t the bachelor with a bunch of old beat up skanks trying to fuck some doctor. This is the colony they’re rebuilding them making the world around them. And then they’re taking people hostage. Oh, I don’t know what to tell you folks. But I’m gonna be watching this Tuesday night because they got that girl hostage now. They want to make a trade. I saw the commercial they want to trade off of some stuff. I don’t know about you. But if it was me, I tell them hey, come on. We’ll make a trade. And then I beat that son of a bitch up. Ah, but hey, they allow violence now. Why not take a two by four crack him over the head. Take the truck. That’s what I do. We’ll see what happens Tuesday. chances are they’re gonna push me out that that fat World of Warcraft guys gonna be like, yeah, and pretend that he’s, you know, he’s like, Dio or something. And he’s gonna hold the sword to me. But that’s probably not gonna happen. So probably moaning and crying. What are we gonna do to protect ourselves? Watch it. It’s the colony Tuesdays 10 o’clock Discovery Channel. Why wouldn’t you want to watch it? It’s fucking Crazy.

For all you metal heads out there. Iron Maiden, one of the greatest bands of All Time has released their newest album, The Final Frontier. And you can check them out at IronMaiden.com. You can buy the iTunes if you go to your local retailer. I have it already. Why don’t you?

Today is August 24. And that means one thing and one thing only its Dave Chappelle’s birthday. So for me to you, Dave Chappelle. I wish you a very happy birthday. We my friend are the same age. And I just wanted to let you know that I’m very happy for you. I think you’re the greatest. You’re one of my personal favorites and I’d like to sing for you. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Dave Chappelle. Happy birthday to you.